Awesome News Headline of the Nocturne

Drunken Pair Floored by Men in Drag After Squaring Up to Spider-Man.

The video, sadly, does not quite live up to the overwhelming awesomeness of the title and the whole story, really.

Still, it's pretty good.

Don't fuck with these chicks. They're GUYS, dammit.

State of Mind Update

This has been your State of Mind Update.