We're germin' ... I wanna germ it wit you ...

In honor of Flu Season™, here's a lovely little display of the evacuation of bodily fluids. Yeah baby.


Sneezing In Ultra Slow Motion - Watch more Funny Videos

Get your minds out of the gutters.

2012. Doomsday. The End of the World as We Know It (and I feel fine) ...

It's starting already.

Yeah, it's like that.

GODDAMMIT!

I hate Vista. That, and I think I hate Google Chrome. That, and I hate Norton. Ever since my last Windows Fuckupdate, I am having problems commenting on other blogs. And by that I mean I can't. I'm sure this is for my protection.

What pisses me off is that I had both clever comments and useful advice. Not really, but it still pisses me off that I can't comment.

I'm getting a Mac. That's all there is to it.

Why darling, you're hard as a rock!

"Yes, I certainly am, dear. In fact, you could say that I'm ...

[click here for punchline].

It would explain the smile. The creepy, WTF smile. Seriously, what is this?

And now, for your viewing pleasure ...

Guinea Pigs in Costumes. Yep.

Tastes like chicken.

Monday WTF of the ... Whatever

Happy Monday! Let's Yoga!

But please, dear God, not like this. Please.

Ironic Picture of the Early Nocturne

Two words: Thank God.

Veteran's Day, 2009

Go find a veteran and thank him or her. Seriously.