If you should die before me ask if you could bring a friend
I used to work at a gas station and oh how I wish that was the company logo.
Don't put gas in your ass? WTF??? I really worry about some of the internet trolling you do to come across such things. Seriously.
I just did a simple Google search on "what not to put in your ass". What?
I don't think I want to know... thats why I go to a station that pumps the gas for me :)
I think this is why they stopped letting people pump their own gas in New Jersey.
It ain't a successful Saturday night until I have a gas pump in my ass, Stuart.
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