I tried to make this thing look cool, but wound up fucking up the whole template and in doing so lost many of my widgets.

Can't seem to get 'em back without manual labor, and as a white American, that's not an option.

I wear glasses. I should know this stuff.

Or so I'm told.



  1. Hmmmmm, love what you've done to the place. Minimalism is so in right now.

  2. Happens to the best of us. Rub some dirt on it and get back in the game.

  3. I wear glasses and you would not believe the stupid shit I manage to make happen. I'm gifted like that.

  4. Mala - I agree. In fact, to promote this new minimalist trend, I shall from now on only type in initials.

    Cary - twas my zest for um, zest that brought this upon me. The lesson learned is, "if it ain't broke, fix it until it is."

    Shannon - I need one of those t-shirts that says, "No, I will not fix your computer". Know why? Because I fucking can't. You're wearing boots - can you trim that tree in my front yard? No? Why not? You have boots on. Really? You don't do that? Then get rid of the boots - it confuses us stupid types.

    Rant over.

    Bev - I did. Stung like hell. Thanks for that suggestion.


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