have been posted in the Comments Section. If you still wanna play that quiz, post your answers in one of the other quiz comments sections. Or here. Or anywhere, for that matter. Who the hell said you have to color inside the lines? This is a free country, dammit!
See that ice? That's chunks of frozen FREEDOM, baby.
Yeah, I'ma reuse this one whilst I create a new quiz (it's gonna be a toughie, I hope).
Some of you are just too fucking smart and I must challenge you severely for that. So grab your Comfy Chair and prepare to be taunted.
Meanwhile ... name the movies that these victims are from. This is a rehash from July and some have already seen it, but now that I have, like, two new readers ... this Bud's fer you. Name that movie. (Sorry, Cary - I had to)
In the spirit of the last quiz (see below), here's yet another annoying collage of verbal spew which takes the names of bands and takes them to literal roots. Bear in mind that the actual spellings don't count, because as we all know, rockers are stupid people.
If in doubt, blurt it out, just like Grandpa used to say before shitting himself.
Visually Impaired Casaba
Phat Large Spotted Feline
Panel Truck Frozen Rain Occurrence
Definite Article Definite Article
German Minimalist Design School
Definite Article Query of Identification
Royal Monarch Magenta
Disparate Types of Electrical Transfer
Handheld Weapons and Pricey Blooms
Female Royal Monarch
Female Royal Monarchs of the Paleolithic
Saturated Chroma Holy Day
24th Letter of the Alphabet
Verdant Diurnal Course
Definite Article Tumbling Pebbles
Female Figure of Christianity that Often Appears in Toast
Vehicular Safety Testing Mannequins
Oyster Irritant Marmalade
Deceased Lactate Purveyors
High Altitude Reconnaissance Craft
Architect of Monticello Flying Machine
These assholes have gotten enough attention, don'tcha think?
This is like Fantasy Football, only without the Football (or, as so many misguided foreigners tend to call it, "Futbol", which is another sport entirely and is largely unwatched by Americans and therefore sucks).
This is your Fantasy Band, which as the name suggests is wholly unbased in any form of reality. I heard this suggestion on a morning show (Mark and Brian - KLOS) and thought I'd steal it since I have no original ideas anymore.
Basically, you assemble a band based on any musicians living or otherwise (Keith Richards fits either description) and wonder if they'd actually be any good or would just totally suck like some Superbands have.
For mine, I have cautiously and carefully randomly selected the following:
Lead Singer - Scott Weiland. For at least the first few weeks before he goes back into Rehab. Then that spot would be filled by either Chris Cornell or Michael Hutchence. Or both. Why the fuck not? Any of these guys can wail and croon, and I like that sort of versatility.
Lead Guitar - this was a tossup between Prince and Tom Morello, with a dash of Slash thrown in. Prince is amazing when he wields his axe, Morello can create sounds that would make George Lucas have spasmodic orgasms of envy, and Slash ... well, he can rock a crowd and look plain ugly doin' it. Winner: Prince.
Rhythm Guitar - Sorry, but I have to throw John Mayer into this spot. Guy's good.
Bass - again, a tossup. Flea or Les Claypool. Shit. This is a tough one. Winner: Les.
Drums - Grohl. Hell yeah. Danny Carey was close, real close. As was Collins. But Grohl gets the spot.
Keyboards - yes, fucking keyboards. You know they're gonna be in there at some point, so ... Martin Gore? Bruce Hornsby? Billy Joel? Elton? Hmm. Winner: Brian Eno.
Triangle: Ed Grimley. Duh.
I'm gonna stop now cause I have to get some sleep and no one's reading this anyway. I may update it tomorrow just out of OCD.