Giant Rat News Update: Giant Rat Found in Lost Volcano

This cute li'l feller was found in a jungle in a crater atop an extinct volcano in Papua New Guinea (national motto: "Just Wait Til You See Mamua New Guinea!")

He measures over three feet in length and has appeared in such movies as The Princess Bride and Ben and is currently working on a hit single with Jay-Z.

I think I'll call him Tim.

He looks like a Tim.

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  1. That...is disgusting! But I'm looking forward to his musical effort with Jay-Z.

  2. "ROUS'es? I don't think they really exist."

    OH CRAP! Tim... sorry! Didn't see you there. 'Sup?


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