Are you fawking serious? What a fatass, greedy, overly dramatic asswipe this guy is. For one, I see only one steak on the grill. Guess The Wife ain't eatin' tonight, eh, Porky? Bet she even has a black eye.
Also, we all know that Phil doesn't feed Marm and as such, Marm can only stare wistfully at the food being enjoyed by another. This ridiculously pointless act is merely an insult to poor Marm, serving only to display human cruelty and greed.
Nicely done, fuckfaces.