Piece it together, Columbo.

And once you've put together the circumstantial evidence, please realise that the ball had no other choice but to be drawn in to the gravitational field created by your fat ass. I'm amazed the tennis ball is still intact. 

1 comment:

  1. You're missing the bigger picture.

    The tennis ball isn't the issue, the real problem is that Marm feels that he has to carry a tennis racket as a weapon in case Phil decides to sneak up on him and try to kill him.

    I hate Phil.


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