'Ol Marm's smarter than you give him credit for, Dot. He learned "Stop, Drop and Roll" from the kids' after-school specials, and when Phil decided to play "a game" with Marm, the poor guy had no choice. The game, you see, was called "Camp Buchenwald" and Marm was tasked with playing "der Juden".
God damn, Phil's a fucking racist asshole. Oh, and be sure to pick up more lighter fluid next time you go to the store. Seems you're all out.