Vasectomy? Vivisection? Vajayjay?
Marm knows all those words, Dot. And he knows that this trip to the vet won't be his last, because Phil the Asshat won't euthanize the big fellow while you're there.
Today's V stands for Victory over Vindictive Verdict.
I think the V stands for 'Vas deferens', which is what Marm wants to rip from Phil's body while he (Phil, not Marm) sleeps soundly.
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