I can't believe I didn't rip this off, I mean post this, earlier.

It's a clean fucking classic.


  1. I laughed entirely too hard at the SIDS and jaundice remarks.

    Sam laughed entirely too hard at "how big is your pee pee?".

    And, FO SHO, WTF is up with babies and their sympathy crying? Get over it, already! How did you put it? Grow a set of God given balls? I think that's about right. Man up, little dudes!

  2. OK, I enjoyed that just a little too much, hahahaha...


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