If you should die before me ask if you could bring a friend
Stand back! Look at those claws! I think the little pilgrim is prime to attack!
Awwwww. Cute, and just a little bit sad. I mean, really -- some folks just have too much time on their hands.Even the rodent looks embarrassed.
I actually love the look on the face of the purple dinosaur. 'I will gnaw through your Achilles tendon, then violate your head-orifices repeatedly once you drop.'
OMG, the convict one might give me nightmares!And the pirate one would be much funnier if it had an eye patch, IMO.
Someone is confused. Is it a rodent that wants to be a fowl (e.g. the tail), or an anthropomorphic rodent (e.g. the hat)?
Just be glad they left out the one titled Agador Spartacus. I came with fishnets and a cardboard tube. [shudder]
"I came with fishnets and a cardboard tube." Typo? Or entirely too much info? Either way, I laughed really hard.
Samsmama! I am laughing really hard with you, sister. Stuart, are you really Richard Gere in disguise?
It, um, it was a typo. I swear! Now please excuse me while I walk awkwardly to the bathroom with a book of matches and a melon baller.
Dance for me, my little puppets ...