11.25.2009

How to fuck with the kid in the car next to you at a stoplight.


Keep a TV remote in your glove box. When the little towhead next to you looks, smile knowingly and keep an eye on the cross-street lights. Pick up the remote and press a button when the light turns green. He will think you are the coolest person on Earth as you zoom through the intersection. His parents will never, ever, compare, no matter how many times they tell him he's wrong about what he saw.

It feels good to help a child expand his or her horizons.


Nothing at home will ever compare to the awesomeness at 43rd and Spruce.
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6 comments:

  1. Vodka Logic25 November, 2009 02:53

    That is sooo mean... he he he

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  2. Mala25 November, 2009 05:19

    HA! Fabulous!

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  3. Elliott25 November, 2009 05:56

    I just pull gruesome ogre faces at the little rat bastards, then turn back to the front and resume normalcy when they try to get a parent's attention.

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  4. The Peach Tart25 November, 2009 07:58

    Now for your next trick?

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  5. Anonymous25 November, 2009 08:56

    Beautiful insanity. Well done sir.

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  6. Samsmama25 November, 2009 19:30

    Excellent! For quite some time I managed to pull off saying "Abra Cadabra" and having Sam think I ruled the world. Works at automatic doors, too. Dumb kids.

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Dance for me, my little puppets ...

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