If you should die before me ask if you could bring a friend
Shhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Not the laptops!!!!
Ah yes! My 6 oz. bottle of unopened lotion was terribly unsafe and suspect the last time I flew. Good thing they confiscated it and thoroughly checked my shoes for explosives!
Did you know you can't carry on more than two lighters? And how do I know this? Because, for some reason, I had 3 in my bag. Had to sacrifice one. Oh, and my switchblade, too.
They don't like it when you try to carry handcuffs through, either. Just sayin.With all the flying I do, I have the security check down to a science, and it doesn't bother me the rare occasions when I get pulled aside for 'special' treatment. I'm more bothered by the other people who aren't prepared.And I've had to cut off a 'bad traveller' rant twice already. This is what happens when I'm barely 10 hours out of a three-hour screaming child flight.
Dance for me, my little puppets ...