Attention Holiday Travelers

Don't do this.

Found at xkcd. Happy Thanksgiving!


  1. Shhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Not the laptops!!!!

  2. Ah yes! My 6 oz. bottle of unopened lotion was terribly unsafe and suspect the last time I flew. Good thing they confiscated it and thoroughly checked my shoes for explosives!

  3. Did you know you can't carry on more than two lighters? And how do I know this? Because, for some reason, I had 3 in my bag. Had to sacrifice one. Oh, and my switchblade, too.

  4. They don't like it when you try to carry handcuffs through, either. Just sayin.

    With all the flying I do, I have the security check down to a science, and it doesn't bother me the rare occasions when I get pulled aside for 'special' treatment. I'm more bothered by the other people who aren't prepared.

    And I've had to cut off a 'bad traveller' rant twice already. This is what happens when I'm barely 10 hours out of a three-hour screaming child flight.


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