This just had awesome written all over it.

Shatner? check

Beat Poetry Setting? check

Palin-related Tweets? check

Commence launch to Planet Fuckyeah:


  1. Hey! Google said there was a post here with your office space, yet here I am... and no pics! FROWNY FACE!

    (tapping foot) I'm waaaaaaaaiting.

  2. Bev, I took it down for personal reasons. I would have been mortified to let anyone know that in the background you can see my vast collection of anal beads and zipper masks.

    Actually, I took it down 'cause the picture was really crappy. It'll be back up later, just like Lazarus or my dick.

  3. LMAO! Coincidentally, I call my dick Lazarus. Well, if I had one, that's what I'd call him, for sure.

    Don't be afraid to show off your anal beads, Stuart! I'm sure I have the matching ball gag around here somewhere....

  4. Anal beads? check

    Zipper masks? check

    Ball gag? check

    This blog has everything!!! And if you guys throw a party, I had better be invited.


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