3 Times I've tried to plug a USB device in upside-down.
1 Times my office line has rung with a sale.
1 Times my office line has rung with a problem.
3 Times my office line has rung with an elderly person calling the wrong number.
.02 The increase in the price of gas today.
3,485,715 How many Californians noticed.
3,485,698 How many Californians have no power to do something about it.
0 Californians who actually can and will.
5 Cash-for-Gold commercials I've seen in the last 20 minutes.
2,847 Times Oprah has uttered the word "Amazing!" today.
0.5 Things she finds amazing.
0.5 The cherry cheesecake came close.
0 Africans saved by Bono.
1 Africans saved by Madonna.
1 Nigerians saved by Edith Jankowitz of Winesburg, Ohio.
27,846 Dollars lost by Edith.
0 People reading this.
7 Hours til I have to get up.