Vacation Update from Seattle

Mount Rainier is not attached to the ground. It just kinda hovers there. Some people say that it's just an illusion caused by the fog, but then how do you explain the fact that it moved when we drove past it? HUH?

That's right, bitches. I know the truth.

It's gone for the evening now. Probably went back to its cave or something.

This has been your Seattle Vacation Update.

Meanwhile, in case of tsunami ...

That's right. DANCE!

Dance like you've never danced before! Dance that tsunami away!

Just ... dance.