If you should die before me ask if you could bring a friend
We're gonna need a bigger trough.
Dear Sir, I'm not sure how my photo found its way to your post titled, "Pig News of the Day." You could have at least pilfered one of me fully clothed. For this, I shall sue you. You'll hear from my lawyer. Sincerely,A. Ginger
Between the pig picture and the man bringing sexy back, I'm pretty sure this evening's nightmare has been scripted for me. Thanks for that.
Dance for me, my little puppets ...