If you should die before me ask if you could bring a friend
You're going to do a Rim Shot of The Day? Should be interesting.
Am I the third or fourth reader? Either way, I am totally fucking excited about it. RSTOTD?Rabid Squirrel of the Day?Ripe Shit of the Day?Rambunctious Scrotum of the Day?Oh, and fuck you very much as well, kind sir.
I fear change. Especially dimes... those midget fuckers!Yep. Change and Ferris wheels. And World of Warcraft. Scary stuff. But hey, progress is progressive!
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Samsmama - I was gonna do Rim Job Of The Day, seein's how I now have one o' them thar jobs and all, but I dunna think anyone really wants to see pictures of me actually kissing ass in a non-metaphorical way. At least not yet ...Kari - I'm gonna bump you up to Fir- I mean, Second Place, 'cause you're just that fucking awesome and shit. Ann - I have no idea who you are, LK, so your comment is moot. Like a Rick Springfield lyric. Jodi - You are still first, 'cause I know you'd crush my head with your thighs if I didn't keep you first. Or maybe it's because you crush my head with your thighs. Either way, it's all good.
Dance for me, my little puppets ...