Fracas Involving a Potato Peeler Update

There has been a
fracas involving a potato peeler.

So remember, kids, that this:

Canadian ninjas use these with deadly accuracy.

Will undoubtedly lead to this:

He now works as a cab driver in San Francisco.

Stay in school!

This has been your Fracas Involving a Potato Peeler Update.


  1. Who just happens to be carrying around a potato peeler? I have a wisk in my purse, but it could hardly do any damage.

  2. Maybe not the wisk, SM, but I do fear the melon baller that I've heard you pack ...

  3. Ya know, I've never balled a melon in my life, so I never had one. But when my husband moved in he had 3. Not entirely sure what to make of that.

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