If you should die before me ask if you could bring a friend
On their first day as Muslims, Ricky and Jim make a huge faux pas by facing east and praying to a giant, motorized pork product.
Jodi - that was excellent. As the Best Caption Until Another, Better One Comes Along, it is the clear victor.And as such, you win sex.(it's bigger than I thought)
Years after the death of Anna Nicole Smith, Oscar Mayer is still at a loss about where to park their giant wiener when it's not in use.
Talk about a cock block.What? I got nothin'. I've got a bad headache and I just finished watching "Smokey & The Bandit", which caused me to lose multiple IQ points.
"Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener,That is what I'd truly like to be.Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener,Every one would want to pray to me."Or the other really funny, filthy turgid schlong caption that I haven't thought of yet.
My driveway has a first name...
Dance for me, my little puppets ...