7.17.2009

I'm your Caption, I'm your Caption ... won't you bring me ... my-y-y quip ...


Show me how clever you are, my sweet little bitches.

6 comments:

  1. On their first day as Muslims, Ricky and Jim make a huge faux pas by facing east and praying to a giant, motorized pork product.

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  2. Jodi - that was excellent. As the Best Caption Until Another, Better One Comes Along, it is the clear victor.

    And as such, you win sex.

    (it's bigger than I thought)

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  3. Years after the death of Anna Nicole Smith, Oscar Mayer is still at a loss about where to park their giant wiener when it's not in use.

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  4. Talk about a cock block.

    What? I got nothin'. I've got a bad headache and I just finished watching "Smokey & The Bandit", which caused me to lose multiple IQ points.

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  5. "Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener,
    That is what I'd truly like to be.
    Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener,
    Every one would want to pray to me."

    Or the other really funny, filthy turgid schlong caption that I haven't thought of yet.

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  6. My driveway has a first name...

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Dance for me, my little puppets ...