Awesome News Headline of the Nocturne

Drunken Pair Floored by Men in Drag After Squaring Up to Spider-Man.

The video, sadly, does not quite live up to the overwhelming awesomeness of the title and the whole story, really.

Still, it's pretty good.

Don't fuck with these chicks. They're GUYS, dammit.

State of Mind Update

This has been your State of Mind Update.

In Honor of the Return of Samsmama

And of course, to all the lovely ladies out there ... you know who you are.

There is no correlation here whatsoever. Total coincidence.

Because I'm a geek, that's why!

Admit it - you woulda done the same, right? Right?

Schadenfreude

It used to be a word that only a handful of Americans knew the meaning of. Now we call it the Internet.

This poor gal is famous now. For a good solid fifteen minutes.

Her phone is totally busy right now.

CGTJWWKMIIDGHC.

PS - She may no longer be engaged. Maybe.

Answers to the Movie Quiz ...

have been posted in the Comments Section. If you still wanna play that quiz, post your answers in one of the other quiz comments sections. Or here. Or anywhere, for that matter. Who the hell said you have to color inside the lines? This is a free country, dammit!

See that ice? That's chunks of frozen FREEDOM, baby.

Album Titles as Literalized by a Pretentious Asshole

Same as before, only different. Kinda.

Go!

Corporeal Tagging

Magenta Precipitation

Loose Clamor and Melodic Drone

Adhesive Phalanges

MCMLXXXIV

Merely a Male Child

Aphotic Lunar Portion

Genetically Predisposed to Scamper

Hedgehog

1.1829411825 Liters to Liberty

Melee of the City of Angels

Standard Commercial Activity

Nocturnal Motions

Internally Initiated Conflagration

Esurience for Chaotic Disassembly

Antología Blanca

More Formidable than Tanned Bovine Skin

One Style of Prestidigitation

Beneath the Plateau and Musing

Yeah, they bang chicks. Why do you ask?

Filler Quiz - Movie Victims Reheated

Yeah, I'ma reuse this one whilst I create a new quiz (it's gonna be a toughie, I hope).

Some of you are just too fucking smart and I must challenge you severely for that. So grab your Comfy Chair and prepare to be taunted.

Meanwhile ... name the movies that these victims are from. This is a rehash from July and some have already seen it, but now that I have, like, two new readers ... this Bud's fer you. Name that movie. (Sorry, Cary - I had to)

Bring out your dead!

Laura Palmer

Amanda Hunsaker

Fredrica Bimmel

Benjamin Raspail

Uncle Owen, Aunt Beru

Ben Parker

Dr. Malcolm Crowe

Helen Kimble

Marion Crane

Sam Wheat

Bernie Lomax

Mister Boddy

Pfc. William Santiago

Goose (two-pointer here)

Dennis Vinyard

Joe Takagi

Fawn Liebowitz

Murron

Miles Dyson

Eric Draven

Catherine Shelby

Jessie Rockatansky

Not a Prius.